I'll Have a Fenway Frank, Hold the Mouse Droppings

Spaulding: "I want a hamburger...no, a cheeseburger...I want a hot dog...I want a milkshake"

Judge Smails: "You'll get nothing and like it!"

Judge Smails may have been on to something, at least when it comes to the food at Fenway Park. Health inspectors found numerous violations at Fenway on April 1st and again on Opening Day, April 8th.

Among the most disturbing violations: rodent droppings under service tables. Violations were bad enough that a court considered shutting down food service at Fenway while the issue is resolved.

Red Sox officials learned about the violations yesterday.