A-Rod Gets Dumped by Wife for Lenny Kravitz
F-Word (aka Cynthia Rodriguez) has left A-Rod to be with Lenny Kravitz according to People magazine in the wake of his alleged philandering with Madonna. The NY Daily News contends that the A-Rod/F-Word marriage is over, while the singer's rep maintains that she is not divorcing her husband.So where does that leave A-Rod? Looks like he's been scratched from the line-up. Not enough lumber to go around, Alex? (There's always Jeter.)
Maybe he should text Clemens* about that Viagara.
11 comments:
I hope they play Lenny Kravitz every time A-Rod gets to the plate at Fenway.
I think it's obvious what's going on here...
We know that Madonna has some rather kinky tendencies :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-481141/Madonna-cheeky-sex-toy-joke-Guys-expense.html
Guy Ritchie decided he was tired of taking it up the ass, and A-Rod on the other hand likes nothing better!
Mommy F-Bomb flies into Lenny Kravitz's arms trying to forget that she married the biggest sissy in the universe.
Who picks the music at Fenway?
"Fly away" or "Just be a woman"?
Or "empty hands"?
The possibilities are endless....
Lenny Kravitz? He could do so much better. As for A-Rod...he's happiest being somebody's b#^*& anyway. LOL@fenway west...how about that song pay to play?
You forgot "Are You Gonna Go My Way" =Þ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_dnWWnKCTk
AHAHA the possibilities are endless.
Here's a current news link...Fenway West posted one from last year.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/03/cynthia-rodriguez-dumps-a_n_110616.html
Not to put too fine a point on it, but...
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/2008/07/cashman-explain.html
LMAO! Thanks.
Lenny Kravitz? Who could blame her. He's hot.
How about 'Like A Virgin'?
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