Gagne Signs With the Wrong Capitals

Eric Gagne must have been saddened when he learned that the Capitals team that was being furnished with steroids was the Washington Capitals and not the Quebec Capitales; the Can-Am league team Gagne just signed with.

"I'ts' too early to gauge the impact of his arrival on turnout at the stadium, but let's just say it's a big score for the team (and) for the league as well," said team owner Miles Wolff.

Probably not the "big score" that Gagne was looking for. I hope the team has stocked up with a large supply of baseballs for when Gagne starts serving up meatballs without the help of PED's.