Night Moves For Youk?

The Beard of Truth has spoken:

Kevin "Night Moves Youkilis: You have to admit it has a nice ring to. I've been trying to convince Youk to change his batter's music to match the ferocity of his bat, and me, his beard. But he wont listen to me. So I'm coming to you for help. We need to spread the word. Take it to the people. Just like Obama said "Yes We Can" get Youk a badass batter's song. I've put together a very persuasive presentation, that I'm including below. Thanks for your time. Have a great day, and stay furry.