Showing posts with label A-Rod. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A-Rod. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Moment That Changed it All

Five years ago today was the game that changed everything in the 2004 championship season.

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

A-Rod* Scandal of the Week - Website Failure

Hey did you know A-Rod* was benched yesterday? You wouldn't if you stopped by AROD.com to find out information on the guy getting $33 million to ride pine. The first thing you see on his website is this news story:


The Yankees have gone 20-8 since Alex Rodriguez's return from hip surgery, and the Bombers now sit in first place thanks in part to ARod's formidable bat in the middle of the order.

They can't be talking about the guy batting .212 could they? When you click on the news section of his site there is nothing about him getting benched, in fact there is nothing about him admitting using steroids. The news does not have anything from December until he begins his rehab in March. I wonder what he was doing during that time?

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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Yankee PR Fail

To get Yankee fans to embrace A-Rod* the team that brought you the moat, decided it would be a good idea to have players "mingle' with fans in Monument Park before a game.

Meet and greets are scheduled to be held once a homestand, an idea that team spokesman Jason Zillo said originated months ago. A-Rod wanted to be a part of it Tuesday, hoping it would help show he's still a mere mortal, even with his larger-than-life persona.

The PR move didn't help him much as A-Rod* went 0-3 last night bringing his average down to .219 and earning him the Bronx cheer from Yankee fans once again.

and get this: A-Rod* is lending his voice to an animated movie for kids. The film is based on a children's book by Ray Negron who said the following about the project:
"We can give the innocence of the game back to the children," Negron said. "Goodbye steroids, hello grassroots."

So they choose A-Rod* to send this message? Nothing says steroid free and grassroots like A-Rod*. Only in the Bronx.

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Papelbon v. A-Rod: Classic Moment

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

A-Rod* Scandal of the Week: Too Much Kate

ARod*s new relationship with Kate Hudson is not going over well with his teammates:

“First we dealt with all the Madonna mayhem, now we’re on to Kate. It’s distracting,” says one person connected with the team. “And they haven’t even been together that long....It’s not like there’s a problem with wives or girlfriends going to games,” said the source. “But a lot of us agree that this is a little much. They’re barely dating, and it’s all about Kate.”
We'll see if she shows up at Fenway today as Sox fans get their first chance to chant "A-Roids."

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Killing 2 Birds with One Stone

I kept waiting for this video to be funnier but then I realized it was made by a Blue Jays fan. A-Rod is the target but I think Jays fans come out looking like bigger losers in this one:

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Selena Roberts Discusses A-Rod* Book -Video

A-Rod* has used steroids throughout his baseball career according to author Selena Roberts. Watch below:

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Thursday, April 30, 2009

A-Rod* - Doing God's Work


Please stop asking A-Rod* any questions about roids or man-boobs, he is doing God's work. When confronted with the allegations of steroid use in high school he responded with:

"I've worked extremely hard and I'm very anxious to do what God put me on this Earth to do and that's play baseball."

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A-Rod* Scandal of the Week- Pitch Tipping with Man-Boobs

The A-Rod* scandals are so voluminous that they now fill a book. The reporter that broke the steroids story is coming out with a book that is sure to be a best seller among Red Sox Nation. In the book, Selena Roberts says A-Rod* starting taking roids in high school and grew man-boobs. It also accused him of helping others cheat:

In one shocking disclosure, the book accuses A-Rod of "pitch tipping" when he was with the Rangers - letting a friendly opponent at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games.


Hat tip to The Bottom Line

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hole in One

I spotted this truck in San Francisco last week after leaving the SOX @ OAK game. The photo was included in my post about that game, but I'm liking it so much, I decided to give it it's own post.


A-Rod diversifies his portfolio?

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Day at the Park

I got to see my beloved Red Sox yesterday for the first time this season. Things as they are, I don't get to nearly as many games a year as I would like to. One time I got a late start and then the local rapid transit broke down for 45 minutes. By the time I got to Oakland Stadium, the Sox were on the short end of a lop-sided score. I was walking along the concourse and was wondering why people were leaving so soon. I wasn't that late.

Well, things were different this time. This was the first game I had ever been to when my favorite Sox pitcher was on the mound. It was a beautiful, sunny day. I got there early with my friend and bandmate Tom. (It was his birthday.) We soaked up the sun while waiting for Nick to show up with our tix.


Nick's new shirt

Never did I imagine I would be watching history nearly being made that day! Wake just kept serving up goose-egg after goose-egg after goose-egg! I missed Lowell's E, but thought to myself, "Well, he still has a no...STOP! Don't even think it!" Whew! That was a close one! I found myself wondering if he had issued any free passes. Um...nope. "Don't even think about it, Dave!" Said nothing, thought nothing. The 000's kept racking up. Then that hit came! SOAB!

#42 takes a mighty swing!

Well.... Wake was still spinning a gem, and on Jackie Robinson day, too. Unfortunately, when the Sox bats come alive while Wake is pitching, he has to sit, and that is not good for a knuckleballer, thus the H's, BB's, and R's in the final innings. Still a fantastic, memorable game. Let's hope that momentum continues tomorrow.

Wake showed the utmost in class during the post game interview when asked about his performance. Instead of talking about his masterpiece, he immediately shifted the focus onto Robinson before he said anything about the game.

Somehow, we were able to find a few minutes to drill a few shots of the Sawxheads that were in attendance in Section 209 yesterday. Nick, aka CaliGrown was there, as well as the Emperor of RSN-CA who was there raising awareness for The Jimmy Fund, (as does Rocky Rhodes on his X-C trip in the Rolling Green Monster), and also a few other Sawxhead friends of Nick's whose names escape me at the moment. Fenway West was in the house on his spring tour (4 games and a Dead show in 4 days), but alas, he was on the other side of the stadium.

CaliGrown- 2nd from left
Emporer of RSN-CA middle
Red Sox Sonoma- far right

Sunshine, beer, $1 dogs, peanuts, friends, and Wake nearly tossing a no-no! What more could a Sox fan ask for?!

What more, you say? Well, we left Oakland heading for San Francisco, when I spotted a commercial truck with an interesting company name. I wondered, "Does A-Rod have a new side business?"


A-Rod diversifies his portfolio?

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A-Rod* Scandal of the Week- Hygiene Failure

For those keeping score at home we now have had cheating in baseball (hand slap and roids), cheating on wife, passing out in the delivery room, causing trouble in a parking lot, hookers, the details magazine shoot, and now we have this:

Alex Rodriquez soaked up the love in Aspen this weekend, but he didn't exactly give it back. The Yankees slugger was partying at the Caribou Club, enjoying the attention of "several cougars," a source said, when he went to the bathroom. A male source added, "When he was done, he walked out of his stall, went up to the sink, primped himself in the mirror and walked out -- without washing his hands. Nasty." A-Rod then went back to the adoration of the ladies, but left by himself. His rep declined to comment.


Check back next week for the continuation of this ongoing series.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

A-Rod* Scandal of the Week- Hookers

The American public is getting scandal fatigue and not from AIG but from A-Rod*. We have seen cheating on his wife with Madonna, steroids, parking lot incidents, fainting in the delivery room, and now we have a new one:

A former Manhattan madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with hookers also counted Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez as a customer - and found him so charming she dated him herself for free, former employees of the call-girl agency tell the Daily News.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Jimmy Fallon As A-Rod*

A picture is worth a thousand words:
I was talking to a Yankee fan friend of mine the other day and he was saying how sick he was of A-Rod* and as soon as one issue goes away another arises. It is almost too easy to make fun of him anymore.

hat tip to The Huffington Post

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A-Rod* Makes it Into Dickipedia

Alex Rodriguez* is now profiled in Dickipedia. The best part of the entry is quoted below:

Accomplishments*

As a short stop, he set single season records for most runs in a season*, most extra base hits*, most total bases*, and most home runs*. He went on to hit the most home runs by a third basemen in a season* and to become the youngest player to hit 500 home runs*. He is in the top 15 home run hitters of all time*.

He is a 3-time MVP* and a 10-time Silver Slugger*. He is also considered one of the great players of all time* and a shoe-in for the hall of fame*. He is also a good father*, role-model*, and Scores customer.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

A-Rod* To Miss First Month of Season

Looks like those steroid injuries are starting to surface; A-Rod* will miss April.

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Late Show w/Letterman - Top 10 Messages Left on A-Rod's Answering Machine






10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"




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Monday, February 9, 2009

The Best One Yet

If you have not had a look at this morning's New York Post you have missed out on perhaps the best cover of all time. This one is sure to be a collector's item for years to come.

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Another Cover for the Collection

A-Rod* has his share of classic NY Post and Daily News covers....here are a few more to add to the collection:







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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Thanks For Hurting the Game A-Rod*

Here we are, one day after Truck Day...Spring Training right around the corner. Baseball is back and we should all be celebrating but now we have to deal with all the steroids talk thanks to A-Rod*. When it becomes one of the top stories on the national news when Congress is debating a trillion dollar bill you know that it is a bad PR day for MLB.

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