Showing posts with label Asterisk Rodriguez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Asterisk Rodriguez. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Late Show w/Letterman - Top 10 Messages Left on A-Rod's Answering Machine






10. "Hey, it's Mark McGwire. Want to get together this week and not talk about the past?"

9. "Joe Torre here -- thanks for helping book sales"

8. "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"

7. "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"

6. "It's Bernie Madoff. Nice try but I'm still the most hated man in New York"

5. "Michael Phelps here. Got any snacks?"

4. "This is Sammy Sosa. Just pretend you don't speak English"

3. "Michael Phelps again. Did I call you or did you call me?"

2. "Hey, it's Rod Blagojevich -- I'll say you're innocent, if you say I am"

1. "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"




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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Next time Yankees come to Fenway

(Dave's dreaming again dep't.)

A-Rod* comes to bat.

Announcer: "Playing 3rd base and batting 4th for the Yankees, Asterisk Rodriguez."

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