Best Yankee Joke Ever?

The Red Sox are in the middle of a pennant race one September as elementary school in Boston reconvenes. The teacher, being a big baseball fan, decides to break the ice with the new class by asking who likes the Sox. All the kids, save one, have their hands in the air. Teacher asks the boy why he doesn't like the Sox. He explains that he just moved to Boston from New York, and that he likes the Mets because his parents like the Mets. The teacher then says, "Y'know, you don't have to be *exactly* like your folks. What if your mom was a crack ho and your dad was a pimp and a thug? What would that make you?"

" A Yankees fan."