Showing posts with label Ted Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ted Williams. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

This Might Be the Most Disturbing Thing You Read All Day

As if the freezing and severing of Ted William's head was not enough, a new book now claims that employees of the cryonics facility that has his body have been doing extremely bizarre things to his remains:

In "Frozen," Larry Joohnson, a former exec at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale Ariz., graphically describes how The Splendid Splinter" was beheaded, his head frozen and repeatedly abused:
Johnson writes that holes were drilled in Williams' severed head for the insertion of microphones, then frozen in liquid nitrogen while Alcor employees recorded the sounds of Williams' brain cracking 16 times as temperatures dropped to -321 degrees Fahrenheit.
Johnson writes that the head was balanced on an empty can of Bumble Bee tuna to keep it from sticking to the bottom of its case.
Johnson describes watching as another Alcor employee removed Williams' head from the freezer with a stick, and tried to dislodge the tuna can by swinging at it with a monkey wrench.
I do not understand how people can ever become this crude.  Hopefully an investigation will lead to prision time for these employees and Ted Williams will be unfrozen and cremated as he asked to be in his will.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

5 Finger Discount

Last week I wrote about how mad Teddy Ballgame would be if he knew that his things were being auctioned off by a second rate junk dealer and now he might be even more pissed. Several items were stolen during the limited preview for the auction. Watch below:

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Teddy Ballgame Garage Sale

When they unfreeze Ted Williams he is gonna be pissed that all of his cool stuff is being auctioned off by a second rate junk dealer. Look at the way this stuff is being presented; I've seen more interest at the used DVD table in the flea market.


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Thursday, November 20, 2008

You Can Own Ted Williams' 1987 Suburban


An auction of Ted Williams items will take place this Saturday in West Swanzey, N.H. You can bid on Williams' 1987 Suburban complete with a super cool gold baseball hood ornament or you could own a stuffed antelope that Teddy Ballgame shot during a hunting trip in Africa along with a picture of him over the kill. I'm not sure if you will have to give the items back when they unfreeze Williams and bring him back to life.

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Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Voter Asks McCain To Thaw Teddy Ballgame

New Hampshire voter Jack Polidoro asked Sen. John McCain to help remove Ted Williams from the Alcor Life Extension Foundation where he has been frozen in 2 pieces in liquid nitrogen since he died in 2002. Polidorao said Williams should be cremated according to his wishes. McCain is a senator from Arizona, the state where Williams is frozen but told the voter he has no power to go against William's son's choice to have him permanently frozen.

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