A-Rod* Makes it Into Dickipedia

Alex Rodriguez* is now profiled in Dickipedia. The best part of the entry is quoted below:

Accomplishments*

As a short stop, he set single season records for most runs in a season*, most extra base hits*, most total bases*, and most home runs*. He went on to hit the most home runs by a third basemen in a season* and to become the youngest player to hit 500 home runs*. He is in the top 15 home run hitters of all time*.

He is a 3-time MVP* and a 10-time Silver Slugger*. He is also considered one of the great players of all time* and a shoe-in for the hall of fame*. He is also a good father*, role-model*, and Scores customer.