Julian Tavarez, you stud, you
Julian Tavarez told Gordon Edes of the Boston Globe that if he wasn't going to be a pro ball player, he might've been interested in getting into the adult motion picture industry.
The way he's been pitching this year, he might need to look for another job soon. But can the AL relief pitcher swing lumber?
OK, moving right along to our next story....
3 comments:
I wonder what the movie titles would be???
"Tavarez Takes the Mound" or
"A Two Ball Count"
How about...
"The High Hard One"
"Inside and Tight"
"Handcuffed"
"Two Balls, Heading for Third Base"
(this is easier than I thought)
The BJ's (no pun intended, yeah right) should jump on Tavarez. He's definitely a level above Armando Benitez (can you believe he's still arround?!) who is sportin' a 9.00 ERA right now.
On second thought, maybe the Jay's should keep him until the Sox see him again.
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