Chicken Man Voodoo is Needed

Every time the Red Sox have needed some luck, like in '04 against the Yanks, or '07 against the Tribe, I made sure my brother had correctly placed a shrine on top of his TV that included a voodoo bag given to him by the Chicken Man in New Orleans. The Chicken Man died a year later and my brother lost the voodoo bag until he found it right before game 4 of the ALCS in 2004. Each time the bag brought special luck to the team. Last season he did not make the shrine and the Chicken Man took revenge by letting the Rays win game 7. In times like these we don't need to reach for the panic button, we just need to use a little Chicken Man voodoo to get out of the slump.