Yankee Security Confiscates Fans' Sunblock

In a policy that must have come down from Dumbass Hank himself, the New York Yankees have not been allowing fans to bring sunblock into the stadium. The New York Post had this in today's paper:

Security guards collected garbage bags full of sunblock at the entrances to Yankee Stadium over the sweltering weekend, when temps hit 96 degrees and the UV index reached a skin-scorching 9 out of 10 - a move team officials said was to protect the Stadium from terrorism.